Christmas Carols


Merry Christmas! Yeah that’s right I said it.
What are you gonna do about it, ATHEISTS?! Christmas carols are an integral part of creating the Christmas atmosphere. Okay, yes I agree its annoying when radio stations play Christmas music directly after Halloween, But when December finally rolls around,
and Michael Buble emerges from his cave, (Dat Face Tho) Magic fills the air. And if you worked in retail, you probably listened to every single Christmas song ever created. After many hours of research, I have found
that there’s 2 types of Christmas music. On one side, you have songs about Santa Claus. And on the other side, you have songs about… Jesus. Isn’t it funny that “Santa” is an anagram for “Satan”?! Just something to think about…
(Thanks for ruining Santa, James!) Christmas is easily the most sung-about holiday. Halloween isn’t even in a close second. But its also the most diverse genre of music out there. You have songs like “Away In a Manger” and “Silent Night” that can put anyone to sleep. But under the same umbrella, you have “Santa Baby” and “Christmas Don’t Be Late” by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
I love Christmas carols, okay? Its one of the few good things left in this
world that brings a smile to my face. But, now I want to talk about the Christmas carols that don’t make a lot of sense. Starting with the song “Silent Night.” Okay, sure I’ve never given birth before. But, I don’t know if “All is calm, all is bright” is a good way to describe the process of childbirth. I get that it was Jesus, he’s perfect, okay. But he’s still a baby! Mary STILL had to go into labor. I don’t know, I see all of these nativity scenes with Jesus being the center of attention and Mary just off to the side with everyone else. But she just gave birth, you guys! Someone needs to build Mary her own manger to lay down in. Also, “Sleep in heavenly peace?”
Yeah, your not gonna do that ever again. So the song “Last Christmas” is about when Taylor Swift gave someone her heart for Christmas, But then on December 26th, they
re-gifted it to someone else. So then the very next year she
♪ Gave it to someone special… ♪ I don’t know what the moral of that song is,
but it could’ve been about ANY holiday. They just happen to break up the day after Christmas. ♪ Last Earth Day, I gave you my heart ♪ See, that still works! Walking In A Winter Wonderland, I have a question. Who is Parson Brown?
Why is the first thing he says when he comes to life: – Hey, uh, are you kids married? (???) – No, man! (Silence) But you can do the job when your in town
if you know what I’m saying. 😉 Oh, Parson is a priest. He was asking
“Are you kids married, ’cause I’m a priest. I can marry you two. That’s my job. Ah.”
Carol of the Bells? Now, I love this song, but honestly I don’t see how this counts as Christmas music. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas?
What do you mean by “Kiss her once for me?” Are you cheating on me? Baby Its Cold Outside?
Okay, now this one is extremely problematic. Why don’t they just put a coat on? All I want for Christmas is, My two front teeth, a hippopotamus, and 🎵Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuu!🎵 *DAB* I would NOT wanna meet the person
who made this Christmas list. Just saying. I’m Getting Nuttin’ For Christmas? How did I NOT know about this song until just now? Alright, how many Christmas songs can say that they got a movie based off of them? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Yeah, yeah it’s classic. Frosty the Snowman?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm yeah good choice. Uh, the little drummer boy got a movie?
Okay, fine, yeah I’ll count that. I think you’re all missing the
REAL classical Christmas song. ♪ Grandma got ran over by a reindeer! ♪ In the song, its canon that grandma died. But at least in the movie, grandma lived.
She just got kidnapped by Santa because he was trying to hide the evidence. You know, no witnesses. I hope they don’t make a “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” movie.
Just an hour and a half of people not putting on jackets. Anyways, I have to keep this video extremely short if I wanna get it out by Christmas. I hope you all have a good holiday.
And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, You’re missing out on some great carols, and questionable morals. Thanks for watching, I’m gonna be taking some time off to celebrate Christmas with my family. Remember to buy dat merch, and as always, wear your seatbelt.
(Captions by Denise) (Merry Christmas! 🎄)

100 thoughts on “Christmas Carols”

  1. the reason you probably dont think carol of the bells is a christmas song is because your listening to the trans Siberian orchestra version, which is the most often associated version, however the original composure has lyrics all about bells at christmas time

  2. life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun

    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life

    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun

    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life

    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun li
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life

    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is f
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is f
    life is fun life is fu
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun l
    life is fun li life is fun life is fun li
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life is f
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life i

    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun
    life is fun

    life is fun life is fun life
    life is fun li life is fun life i
    life is fun li life is fun life
    life is fun lif life is fun life i
    life is fun life life is fun life
    life is fun life life is fun life i
    life is fun life is life is fun life is
    life is fun life is life is fun life is
    life is fun life is life is fun life is
    life is fun life is life is fun life i
    life is fun life is life is fun life
    life is fun life is fun life is fun life is fu
    life is fun life is fun life is fun

    life is fun li life is fun
    life is fun life life is fun
    life is fun life is life is fun
    life is fun life is f life is fun
    life is fun life is fu life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fun
    life is fun life is fun life is fu
    life is fun life is fun life is f

  3. ƕƖ ƓƯꐯ꒚
    ⒲⒣⒴ ⒤⒮ ⒯⒣⒤⒮ ⒣⒜⒫⒫⒠⒩⒤⒩⒢
    ❡ḙт ḟԻḙḙ Ի✺♭ṳ✘
    tєє hєє
    D⃣o⃣n⃣'t⃣ s⃣a⃣v⃣e⃣ t⃣h⃣e⃣ t⃣u⃣r⃣t⃣l⃣e⃣s⃣
    ᴵ ᴴᴼᴾᴱ ᵛˢᶜᴼ ᴳᴵᴿᴸˢ ᵂᴱᴿᴱ ᵀᴿᴵᴳᴳᴱᴿᴱᴰ

  4. it's after the baby's born that its calm and bright. and the sleep in heavenly peace is talking to the baby. no one cares about mary

  5. 0:02 ummm atheists still celebrate Christmas it’s a pagan holiday 😐

    Not joking it was originally about stealing rich peoples food

  6. I am an atheist and I celebrate christmas. I just hang out with my family,open presents,eat sugar and hot cocoa,and I do it without a fictional being.

    CHRISTMAS WAS ORIGINALLY PAGAN. CHRISTIANITY STOLE IT JUST LIKE THEY STOLE EASTER AND HALLOWEEN FROM THE PAGANS!

    Also we do have morals,we have human morals. Stealing,rape,murder,genocide,homophobia,transphobia,sexism,racism,xenophobia,and all of that stuff are things we think a re inhumane and wrong.

    I like you videos a lot but that was just rude. I don't know if you were joking or not.

  7. 0:43 “Halloween isn’t even in a close second”

    That’s because of all the Good Friday and Easter songs like “How Deep the Father’s Love” or “Man of Sorrows” or “This Man” by Jeremy Camp or “True Love” by Phil Wickham or “In Christ Alone”

  8. in my language which the carol of the bells originated it has words and if you would understant them you would get why carol of the bells is Cristmas music/song

  9. Last Christmas you gave me your heart the very next day I sold it on eBay this year to save me from taxes I'll love someone richer like you brother….. What

  10. James:But i think your missing the rEaL cLaSsIc SoNg
    me:*waches this like about… 6,88,8,8,8,8,8,8,88, times*
    james:GrAmA gOt rAn OvEr bY A rAnDeRder
    me:O-O U-U O_O i saw that coming>:>

  11. James: I think you're all missing the real classic christmas song.

    Me: He's gunna do Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer….

    James: GrAnDmA gOt RuN oVeR bY a ReInDeEr

    Me: It's like it was destiny..

  12. Uhm ,im not trying to be a nerd but its not satan santa Comes from but from Sint Niklaas (santa Claus), it Comes from a dutch tradition you can look it up only translate it from dutch to engilsh

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *