Today we’re going Christmas
balls to the wall in our Christmas
song challenge. Uh, let’s talk about that. ( rings ) ( fire roars ) Good mythical morning. Today we are going to get
secretive with Jack Black, see if this year’s
hottest toys are fun for daddies and find out if you
can tell the difference between fake people
and reality stars, but first we’re taking
Christmas songs from boring to banger. Rhett:
It’s time for…Jack Black:
♪ The Christmas Song
Challenge ♪Welcome to the show,
Mr. Jack Black. – Hello, Jack Black.
– Greetings. Thanks for being
right here. Are you kidding me?
Thank you for having me. It’s a mythical welcome. All right, here’s
how this is going to work. We have two Santa hats.
I have one of them. – Rhett, you have
the other one over there.
– Yes, I do. In one hat we have regular old, boring
Christmas songs. – This hat.
– In the other hat, we have royalty-free
instrumental tracks, totes legal… – Oh.
– …for us to use from our music library. Oh, it’s hard for me to decide
which one to reach into. Do I have a choice? – Well, no…
– No, you gotta do both. – Oh, got it.
– We’re gonna reach in– We’re gonna take turns
reaching into both. – Cool.
– Put that together in order to create
a fantastic new
Christmas song. – Oh, that’s exciting.
– No warm up. – No rehearsal.
– Yeah. No planning. – We keep it rough.
– You excited? – Yes.
– Sound good? I feel good about this. Okay,
and I’m gonna go first, and I’m going to grab
my Christmas song. – Okay.
– Seems like he kind of peeked. – Don’t peek, man.
– Okay. Looked like you kind of looked
at– yeah, there you go. And then–
so what is that? The picking police,
over here. “Joy To The World.” – Boring.
– Yeah, that’s
what I was gonna say. And… no peeks. My song is going to be “Seattle Grunge.” Seattle grunge style. – Here we go.
– Go for it, Rhett. Hit it. ( drums, bass playing ) ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Joy to the world ♪ ♪ The Lord is come ♪ ♪ Let earth receive her King ♪ – ( grunge guitar playing )
– ♪ Let every heart
prepare Him room ♪ ♪ And heaven and angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and angel ♪ ♪ And heaven and angel ♪ ♪ And heaven and angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and-a heaven
and angels sing ♪ ♪ And prepare Him room ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ Jack: Yeah! Dang, that was hot. That was pretty good. Color me impressed, man. There was–
there was like some Springsteen
kind of thing going. Yeah, it really fit. They came together
in a really unusually
expected way. – Like a zombie dance.
– I think we may have– we may have a Christmas hit
on our hands. – Yeah.
– Yeah, we do. Okay, Link, your turn, bruh. – Me second. All right.
– Oh, man. Here we go. – Oh, this is–
– Can you go out of order? This is the style. – Okay.
– So the style is called “Opening Night.” Is that a style? – I think that’s the name
of the track.
– Opening– “Opening Night”
is the name of the track. – These are just names
– Oh, I see. And then what– what
is the tired old song? “O Come All Ye Faithful.” I’ve heard of that one. Now, sing it in an
opening-night style. ( laughter ) ( echoing )
Okay, hit it! ( fanfare playing ) ♪ Oh… ♪ ♪ Da, da, dum, dum, dum ♪ ♪ Ah ♪ ♪ Any second now ♪ ♪ We’re gonna ♪ ♪ Come together faithfully ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Come on, let’s get to it ♪ ♪ Here we go! ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Come all ye faithful ♪ ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ ♪ Oh come ye, oh come ye to ♪ ♪ Bethlehem, yeah ♪ ♪ Bethlehem, yeah ♪ ♪ Come and behold Him ♪ ♪ Born the king
of the angels ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ Christ the Lord ♪ Whoo! – ( cheers, applause )
– Wow. – Wow.
– Yeah. – That was strong.
– Quite an intro on that one. Yeah, but I was like,
“When is it gonna drop?” That was one of those,
as soon as you started, we knew it was, like,
Broadway style. That’s what “Opening Night”
meant. – Now we know what it means.
– Wow. – Okay, Jack.
– 1950s Broadway. And then it got crazy
blasphemous at the end. – Okay, here we go. Ready?
– Christmas songs on this side. – I like to shake them up.
– Shake it. What song
are you gonna change up? I’m excited. “Twelve Days of Christmas.” This is a powerful gem that
I was thinking about today ’cause what if there were– nobody celebrates
all twelve days. I don’t even know
what that means. That would be
a lot of presents. Everyone only celebrates
the one day of Christmas. And if you’re half Jewish
and half Christian, like me, that’s 20 days
of presents, bruh. – Pace yourself.
– Okay, “Twelve Days
of Christmas” plus “Lovin’ Chill.” “Loving Chill.” And as we know, I don’t need to know
what that means. – Right.
– Mm-hm. – I’ll find out
when the music starts.
– Right. ( no music ) ( echoing )
Am I supposed to say something? How’s it–
does the music just start? Am I supposed to say ready? Ready. ( slow R&B playing ) ♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Two turtle doves and
a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ Ay, ay-ay ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Three French hens ♪ ♪ Two turtle doves ♪ ♪ And a partridge
in a pear tree ♪ ♪ You know it’s true ♪ ♪ And that is the end
of the song ♪ ♪ We’re not singing no more ♪ ♪ Thank… ♪ – ( music stops )
– ( laughter ) – ♪ You… ♪
– ( laughter ) Whoo. Whoo. Once you– once you get
the partridge in the pear tree, you need not need
the other gifts. ‘Cause I think we knew
where it was gonna go for the next nine days. Did I stop short? ‘Cause it seemed like I only did
three of the twelve. You left me wanting more,
but I was very happy
with what I got. Maybe you’ll get it again
and you can finish. – Yeah.
– Oh, dude, check this out. I have powers. Whoa, gosh. That is–
that’s functional, Jack. Did that with my–
with my powers. Sorry, I didn’t realize– I accidentally kicked it.
And then I– okay. Okay, here we go.
Here’s my song. “O Little Town of Bethlehem.” Mm-hm, okay. Royalty-free track. Oh, that–
that was the royalty? No, that was the song. I never heard that one. “O Little Town of Bethlehem.” “Nashville Boulevard.” – Oh, man.
– Mm-hm. I hope this is
what I think it is. I think there’s gonna be some
country sauce coming up. Twang. Hit it. ( country music playing ) Oh, yeah. ( hums ) ♪ Oh, little town
of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Yet in the dark streets
shineth ♪ ♪ The everlasting Light ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears
of all the years ♪ ♪ Are met in thee tonight ♪ ♪ Oh, little town
of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ Oh, little town
of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ You’re so small ♪ ♪ But you’re so big
in our hearts ♪ ♪ You’re so big ♪ ♪ You’re big in our hearts ♪ ♪ Yeah, you’re big in my heart ♪ ♪ You’re big in my soul ♪ ♪ But you’re actually little ♪ ♪ On the map ♪ ♪ I’m gonna end this now ♪ – ( music stops )
– ( laughter ) “You’re small on the map,
but you’re big in our hearts”? That’s good.
That wasn’t in the original. – No, it wasn’t.
– You took liberties. That had
a real good vibe to it, like a Dolly vibe almost. You stayed on script
for, like, the first half, and then you went off-roadin’. It was like, “Wait a second.” I couldn’t
help myself, man. That guitar. – All right.
– It was strong. You were just speaking
from the heart. – Okay.
– Speaking in tongues in there. I’m gonna give an update
to “Up On The Housetop.” Yeah, you are. And I ‘m gonna use
royalty-free track entitled “Tech Intrigue Boyee.” – ( Link sputters )
– ( laughter ) Tech Intrigue. My favorite
type of intrigue. Okay, here I go. Hit it with some tech. ♪ Intrigue, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, uh, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ( rapping )
♪ Up on the housetop ♪ ♪ Reindeer paws
( imitates screeching tires ) ♪ ♪ Out jumps
good ol’ Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Skipparoo ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney
with lots of toys ♪ ♪ All for the little ones
with the Christmas joys ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Who? What? And go, go, go ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who? What?
And go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ ♪ Clickity click,
click-click ♪ ♪ Down with the chimney ♪ ♪ Went goody-good
g-g-good St. Nick ♪ ♪ First come the stocking ♪ ♪ Of little, little Neal ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa,
won’t you f-fill it well? ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa,
won’t you fill it well? ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa,
won’t you– ♪ ♪ This is getting weird ♪ ♪ Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ One that can open
and shut its eyes ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, clickity-click click,
click, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickity-click,
click, click, ho-ho ♪ ♪ Clickity-click,
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickity-click,
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ St. Nick ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ Wow. Oh, my God. You made Santa seem dirty. I know, I was like, “I gotta
move on from that lyric.” What’s Santa doing
up on the rooftop? It was amazing
how that genre fit in right with
the clickity-click click, click. ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ – ♪ Clickity-click click ♪
– That was amazing. – Is it my turn now?
– Yeah. – Let me get some of that.
– Pull out… – I get– I’m gonna–
– …a tired carol. First one– “Metal March.” Okay, that must
be the genre. That’s the genre. That’s gonna be
some heavy metal stylings. Metal March. And that is right up
my alley there. Let’s see what we got here. “Silent Night.” Got a little juxtaposition
happening. “Metal March”
and “Silent Night.” Yes. Now I’m nervous. Hit it. ( heavy metal playing ) ( growling )
♪ Silent night! ♪ ♪ Holy night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ And all is bright ♪ ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child ♪ ♪ Holy infant ♪ ♪ So tender and mild ♪ ♪ Take off his head! ♪ ♪ Rip him to shreds! ♪ ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child! ♪ – Rhett: Wow!
– Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my. – Oh, my.
– Oh, man, dude… That was most
un-silent night that I’ve ever witnessed. My gosh. What happened to Santa? I think he’s
done for the day. He was a willing sacrifice in– in the name of metal. I think I left
some esophagus tissue out on the dance floor. We’ll gather it up
and send it along. Thank you, Mr. Jack Black, for rocking out with us. And “Jumanji:
Welcome to the Jungle” is in theaters today. Stick around to see more
of Mr. Jack Black as we find out
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