Fat Kid Rages Over Christmas Gifts

Hey guys, it’s Kyle. Max is raging right now because I got a PS4 for Christmas, PLUS a bunch of different games, and all Max got was, fifty dollars. I’d be grateful, but he is just an unselfish noob. He’s raging right now over it. Let’s see. Hey, what’s up camper? Where are you? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!! What? I got FIFTY dollars for Christmas! I was waiting a whole YEAR, and I got fifty BUCKS. And I got a PS4! I asked for money for my fricking COMPUTER, and I got fifty bucks and you got a PS4, which is like, SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!! YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!! You’re a spoiled camper- [Boi, he’s getting dank…] You’re a- KYYY-YLLE!!!! T’sup. KYLE KYLE CAMPER KYLE NOOB!!!! What?? You’re an UNGRATEFUL!!! You’re ungrateful… You’re a NOOB! YOU’RE a BRAT. No, I’m NOT! I ONLY GOT FIFTY BUCKS!!! Yeah! Go buy candy! [Hyperventilating…] CANDY?? Chips! Why could I have gotten a PS4- Actually, I already have a PS4… BUT THAT WAS FROM LAST CHRISTMAS!!! That’s unFAIR!!! I should’ve gotten an xbox One. And I should’ve got the Black Ops 3 PS FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!!!! You wouldn’t understand! You got a PS4 and I got fifty dollars! Yeah, SHREKT noob! SHREKT?? Shrekt. I paid- I paid our parents fifty dollars to get me an – a PS4 and to get you fifty bucks. No, you didn’t. Yeah, I did! You’re a liar! You’re a spoiled liar! No, I’m not. [And now, we have “Kid rages over blanket” part] Hey, man up! HEY! GET OUTTA HERE! Man up! KYLE! KYLE! This is all your fault! You’re a SPOILED BRAT! You’re like, “Oh, I got a PS4 and I should’ve gotten fifteen HUNDRED dollars!” I know! I should’ve! And you should’ve gotten ten dollars. [Weird sound] Luckily you got FIFTY! At least I’m GRATEFUL! No, you’re NOT! You’re crying right now, you’re running around the house… Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAHHHHHHH!!!! Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah… You suck at dancing! [Weird choking/retching sound] FRICK! You’re a noob. You’re an ungrateful brat and now you’re going to kill me, right? [WEIRD SCREAMING VOICE!!!!!]

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