*slurps* Oh, I didn’t see you there. Now, a couple days ago, I asked you to comment down some fun Christmas stories, Or your favorite Christmas memory… And then that video got on trending… So… Why do I even put effort into my videos? So now let’s read some of your favorite Christmas stories… Thank you. So you know how YouTube has those spam comments that say, “Click on my profile picture and get a gift card!” And it’s the pretend-to-be-me, And, it’s.. really a virus? I banned a lot of the words that those spam bots try to use, And I ended up banning words, like, “gift card” And “gift”. So I looked at all these spam comments, and a lot of them were marked for having the word “gift” in them, so, sorry about that if your comment had the word “gift” in it, it… probably didn’t make it. I’m sorry, there’s like, 2,000 of them. *nervous laugh* Now I’m sort of, like, loosening up on how much I’m banning words, so, you can say gift now, but if spam bots come back, then I might have to 𝐓 𝐀 𝐊 𝐄 ‘𝐄 𝐌 𝐃 𝐎 𝐖 𝐍. Sorry. I’m sure he forgives you. *laughing* The End. Aren’t dogs great? Aren’t dogs- I’m not looking at the camera – . – Aren’t dogs great? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) See, now like, that’s really heartfelt and heartwarming, but… … you stole it. I remember a story where I broke a Halloween decoration, it was like this little metal spider thing, and then my parents bought it
because I broke it in the store. Sorry to make it all about myself, okay. *laughs* That’s nice. Cats, I love cats. *laughs* So I think he’s trying to say, “I’m too full from all the cookies, but these yummy carrots gave me the energy to get back to the North Pole.” *laughs* So the mom was doing something nice and was like, “Hmm, Santa wouldn’t say that.” Your mom should’ve said,
“We’re leaving out carrots for the reindeer.” *laughs* Merry Christmas, everyone. So, sorry for calling out your brother. *laughs* It’s a reference to one of my videos. (Yes, we know, James.) Merry Christmas, everyone. *laughs* So, I’m already Tracer. Anyway… *laughs* I mean, you’re gonna want coat hangers one day. lol Question mark? That was a really nice story. *laughs* I’m sorry… *laughs some more herherher* Hope your sister’s okay. You just got him a piece of — okay. Merry Christmas. *laughs* * laughs* It’s kinda funny. …an iPad. Get it? *knee slap* Okay. *laughs* What – a nice story. Wait — if Santa was lactose intolerant… …then what would he do with
all those other milk and cookies? WHAT?! *James freaking out* WHAT?! ₥ɆⱤⱤɎ ₵ⱧⱤł₴₮₥₳₴! Merry Christmas. 𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕖 𝕟 𝕕. 𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕖 𝕟 𝕕. So, his-his older brother was acting weird with a stuffed teddy-bear. ***slurrrp*** That’s- that’s a funny story by adding in the wrong amount. *laughs* This one, I don’t know-I don’t know if this one’s safe for YouTube. I mean, that — seems nice. What’s with all these dog-poop-related stories? It’s- disgusing. Merry Christmas! *laughs* This person just says: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I think I’m going to end it there. Thanks all, for spending some Christmas time with me. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas. And… if you don’t celebrate Christmas, I hope you still have a good holiday. Be sure to spread as much Christmas cheer as you can this year. Reach out to those who might be spending Christmas alone because spending Christmas alone sucks! so… *laugh* Thank you all for commenting your Christmas stories, a lot of them were gross. Thanks for watching, as always: 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕥.