The Christmas Letter (Sandy and Richard Riccardi)


So, uh, yeah, here’s one that we got from our friends in the Hamptons… (piano starts playing introduction) Our Dear Friends and Family,
Merry, Merry Christmas We’re writing this note from our vacay en
France! Bob got promoted
Now he runs the company Oh Come Let Us Adore Us. Oh Come Let Us Adore Us. Oh Come Let Us Adore Us. Aren’t we swell? Our little Spencer
Got all A’s in preschool. Brittany won first place with her show horse
this year. Cam made the Dean’s List. Even though he’s seven. Oh Come Let Us Adore Them. Oh Come Let Us Adore Them. Oh Come Let Us Adore Them. Aren’t they swell? We moved up to Westport,
With the bigger houses. Since I’m playing tennis now I need my own
court. Brought home a trophy;
Coaching now with Agassi. Oh Don’t You Just Adore Me? Oh Don’t You Just Adore Me? Andre He Just Adores Me
And my backhand! (Oh, good. There’s a second page.) Bob traded his Beemer
For a brand new Tesla. Now we are all sick from that new car smell. (poor babies) Me? A Range Rover
Blue to match my eyes, of course. Oh Come Let Us Adore Us. Oh Come Let Us Adore Us. You Really Can’t Ignore Us. We’re so top-drawer! Had to remodel
Our home in the country. Six bathrooms just aren’t enough for families
of five. Tenth Anniversary
Still fit in my wedding gown! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. Kiss My Ass. In June took our sailboat
All around the Hamptons The Yacht Club we switched to has the best
crowd bar none Hope that your New Year’s
Just as great as ours will be Oh Come Let Us Adore Us! Oh How Can You Ignore Us!! You Never Will Out-Score Us!!! We win again!

6 thoughts on “The Christmas Letter (Sandy and Richard Riccardi)”

  1. Boy, did this hit home to me regarding some of my friends and relatives. ! Bravo! This is one of your best, I think, at least for this holiday season.

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