Vianoce klasickej slovenskej rodiny


CHRISTMAS EVE IN A CLASSIC SLOVAK FAMILY— DEAR CHRIST I’d like : a phone 11, byonicle,
12 euro, blowjob, living car, syster DEAR CHRIST I’d like : a phone 11, byonicle,
12 euro, blowjob, living car, syster, truck DEAR CHRIST I’d like : a phone 11, byonicle,
12 euro, blowjob, living car, syster, tru DEAR CHRIST I’d like : a phone 11, byonicle,
12 euro, blowjob, living car, syster, trukk – Sam, what’re you doing? – I’m writing to Jesus, dad. What was that for?
– Ain’t seen you in a while so I slapped you, right? A letter to Jesus, what do we got here… Bionicle, 12 euro – pass…
A blowjob? Where’d you get that from?! – Well, from you, you said it was superb.
Shall I add another one? One for you, too.
– Ah, stop it, stop… And what do you mean by sister? – I want a sister.
– So I have to screw that godzilla again– eh, okay… – Pardon?
– Nothing, nothing… I’ll get mom, you keep writing…
– Good, good. – Son of a… [indistinct radio chatter]
[humming] – Hop! [indistinct radio chatter]
[humming] [indistinct radio chatter]
[humming] – Listen up, Dagmara, can’t you
be quieter at least on Christmas? I’m reading. – Mom!
– I don’t even want to now… – Ow! – I told you, don’t, at least on Christmas!
– But Laco, don’t yell all the time! – You keep cooking, don’t talk to me! – Sam, come here… my little darling. – Cheers, dad! Cheers!
– Don’t be cheering me up! Better watch yourself!
– Sorry. [singing a Christmas carol] – Ah, excellent. – Thank you, mom! – Don’t be so loud! – Enough?
– Yeah. ♬ Silent night ♬ [humming Silent night] [singing a Christmas carol] – You gon’ be eatin’ pasta on Christmas?!
– Stop beating him! – Shut up, you cooked it for him!
– Stop yelling at me all the time! – Pasta on Christmas… Why you cryin’?!
– Poor little Sam… – You gonna finish it. I wanna see an empty plate! [indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]
– Finished eating, honey? – Yes.
– My dear. Me and daddy are going to the living room, you wait here–
– Why? – Jesus is coming, okay?
– He’s coming? – You wait here.
– I wrote to him. – Yes, we know.
– Come! And you behave! You could have tidied up a little…
– God, why are you still mad at me? – The presents ain’t sorted yet…
– You’re always nagging me! [arguing] [arguing] – Where’d you put the star?!
– Nowhere, the son must have taken it! – Just stop! [arguing] [arguing] – What are you doing? – Sam?! Sam…
– Where’s Jesus? – Jesus?
– Jesus? – He got hurt… he broke his arm.
– He broke his leg. – Arm.
– Leg. – Armleg, that’s a part on the back.
– On the chest. – Don’t talk when I talk! – He didn’t have enough time so we had to help him. – You’re helping him? – That happens.
– Oh! – Come here, Sam…
– Little boy… – You thought Jesus didn’t exist…
– Yeah. – Happens to everyone.
– Yeah. Phew… – But St. Nicholas doesn’t exist! Goddamn rascal, get out and eat fish! Go!
– Laco!

100 thoughts on “Vianoce klasickej slovenskej rodiny”

  1. ten pocit keď niečo podobné býva na Vianoce dodnes aj keď mám už 22 😀 😀 Samozrejme nie až tak hrozné, ale oživili sa mi spomienky sem tam 😀

  2. Na jednej strane mi to prišlo vtipné ale na druhej mi to bolo divné keďže podobné veci som zažíval a ešte aj meno môjho otca ste tam dali xDD

  3. Vy ste proste fakt je*nuty, chcela by som rada ešte viac takýchto videí 🙏👌😂😂😂🙈❤️ TOP ❣️

  4. Ze vraj ako u ciganou mi sa na štedrý večer aspoň nahádame a mame poriadnou hostinu a ne polotrde cestovní kokotko🙃viem je to iba sranda hoši ale nemusel si

  5. kokos ja z vas odpadnem hahaha ,, je to tak strasne primitivne ze verim ze mate ovela viacej rozumu ako 80percent obyvatelov slovenska hahahaha 🙂 ,,, chcel som aj nieco zdielat na facebook ale to sa neda hahaha vsak to je od 18 rokov 🙂

  6. naked bananas asi nemaju svoje dievčata ked to tie videa teplošski robia ale vistihnute uplne ked bol oco ešte doma ked nemal frajerku tak rodičia sa vždy pred večerou pohadali oco dal podd stromček dari plesol dverami a išielpreč ale ked byva uš s frajerkou tak uš je klut

  7. Našťastie my takéto Vianoce nemáme …. toto je smutná paródia skôr . Každému prajem pekné a pokojné sviatky . 🎅🏻🤶🏻

  8. Bajonikla 😂 vidim seba ked som mal 10 😂😂😂 ale ja som presne vypisal modely Bioniclov,ktore chcem 😂😂😂

  9. 😂😂😂😂 Vianoce bimbamom jeb muu😂😂😂 co vam jebe som v nemocnici po operaci to si nemozem teraz pozret lebo mi stehy pootvara 😂😂😂

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