Which Corden Staffer Broke Both Arms at the Christmas Party?


WE HAD A VERY, VERY WILD OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY HERE LAST YEAR,
AND AFTER LEAVING THE PARTY PARTY — THIS IS COMPLETELY
TRUE — AFTER LEAVING OUR PARTY, ONE OF OUR STAFF MEMBERS MANAGED
TO FALL OVER, BREAK BOTH OF THEIR WRISTS AND BITE OFF PART
OF THEIR TONGUE. WE ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT THE NEXT
DAY WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED? BOTH WRISTS BROKEN, BITTEN OFF A BIT OF THEIR
TONGUE. WE THOUGHT WE’D PLAY A LITTLE
GAME HERE RIGHT NOW TO SEE IF YOU CAN TELL OR GUESS WHICH
MEMBER IT WAS OF OUR STAFF FROM THIS LINEUP. COME ON OUT, YOU GUYS! OK, SO HERE WE HAVE LOU, ALISON,
TIM, JOBY AND WINNIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU CAN ASK THEM ANY QUESTIONS
YOU’D LIKE TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER.>>WINNIE, WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER
FROM THE PARTY?>>UM, BLACKNESS.>>James: ARE YOU MEANING YOU
BLACKED OUT?>>YES, PERHAPS?>>ALISON, WHAT’S YOUR DRINK OF
CHOICE AT A PARTY?>>VODKA SODA.>>James: GOOD QUESTION. GO DOWN. LOU?>>TEQUILA GUY?>>ANYTHING. I’LL DRINK ANYTHING.>>James: JOBY?>>TEQUILA?>>WHISKEY GINGER ALE?>>DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT
THAT NIGHT?>>NO.>>ALISON.>>I REMEMBER THERE WAS A LONG
LINE FOR THE TACOS. JAMES THERE WAS A LONG LINE FOR
THE TACO STAND. THAT’S TRUE.>>I HAVEN’T MISSED A NIGHT OF
EATING IN A LONG TIME.>>James: HA-HA.>>I HAD A TACO.>>ONE TACO? WINNIE?>>DEFINITELY NO FOOD.>>LET ME JUST DO A QUICK
RUNDOWN OF WHAT YOUR JOB IS HERE ON THE SHOW. LOU?>>WORK IN THE ART DEPARTMENT.>>RESEARCHER.>>WRITER.>>WARM-UP.>>PRODUCTION SECRETARY.>>James: OK. SO —
>>WHO BIT OFF THEIR TONGUE?>>James: DO YOU KNOW WHO I’D
LIKE TO SEE QUICKLY? THE BAND, CAN YOU GIVE US A JAM,
I JUST WANT TO SEE EVERYONE’S SIGNATURE DANCE MOVE. BECAUSE I THINK THAT WILL TELL
US A LOT ABOUT HOW YOU COULD FALL OVER. SO STRIKE US UP, REG. JUST A QUICK BURST. WHAT DO YOU GOT? LET’S GO. LET’S GO. HA-HA.>>ALISON. ALISON.>>James: AND STOP! ALL RIGHT.>>ALISON LOOKS LIKE SHE’S STILL
IN PAIN FROM THE FALL. JAMES SHE CAN ONLY DO THIS. ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT’S THAT
MOMENT OF TRUTH. YOU CAN CONFIRM — YOU CAN
CONFER BETWEEN EACH OTHER BUT IT’S GOT TO BE UNANIMOUS.>>DO YOU THINK? [ WHISPERING ]
>>James: OK, DO WE HAVE A DECISION? I LOVE HOW SERIOUSLY YOU’RE
TAKING THIS. WHO ARE WE GOING FOR?>>JOBY.>>James: OK, LET’S SEE IF
YOU’RE RIGHT. WILL THE PERSON WHO FELL OVER,
BROKE BOTH OF THEIR WRISTS AND BIT OFF THEIR — A SECTION OF
THEIR TONGUE AT LAST YEAR’S OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, PLEAS
PLEASE — YOU’RE CHANGING TO WINNIE?>>NOW I’M SCARED! CHRIS.>>CHRIS, FINAL DECISION, GO!>>YEAH, LET’S CHANGE IT TO
WINNIE.>>James: WELL, WILL THE PERSO
PERSON –>>I’M SO NERVOUS!>>James: WILL THE PERSON WHO
GOT SO DRUNK THEY INJURED THEMSELVES PLEASE STEP FORWARD. [ DRUM ROLL ]
>>James: OH, IT WAS JOBY! NOW, JOBY, YOU’RE THE WARM-UP
GUY. YOUR JOB MAINLY INVOLVES TALKING
AND CLAPPING YOUR HANDS. WHAT A GREAT SPORT! JOBY.

100 thoughts on “Which Corden Staffer Broke Both Arms at the Christmas Party?”

  1. It was CLEARLY not Winnie. She was trying wayyyy too hard to make them pick her. As another comment said, Allison is too short to lose her balance quite like that. The guy in the middle ate too much to get drunk so it was between Joby and the first guy for me.

  2. I can't see him actually breaking both wrists and moving them around as much as he was. Broken bones usually involve a cast?

  3. I think Olivia likes Chris and is very flirty about it, but I think it makes him uncomfortable (he's married! She's gross). Also I think she didn't like his comment "I like Allison" while she was dancing because she responded and said Alison looks like she's in pain.

  4. i saw Allison and all i could hear was "Ooh dream weaver
    I believe you can get me through the night
    Ooh dream weaver
    I believe we can reach the morning light
    Fly me high through the starry skies
    Maybe to an astral plane
    Cross the highways of fantasy
    Help me to forget today's pain
    Ooh dream weaver
    I believe you can get me through the night
    Ooh dream weaver
    I believe we can reach the morning light"

  5. proud that another Joby was the wild card of the Christmas party. More shocked that there is another Joby with the same spelling but a white dude….

  6. HEEEYYYYYY stolen bits from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
    haha i love how all the americans probably never seen this bit ever
    i stil love it tho

  7. 3:47 Olivia Munn is kinda acts like Jennifer Lawerance and he normally laughslike that when Jennifer is next to him

  8. I really like the new style of late night show that Graham Norton is doing here.

    Also, I adore Allison. Sick moves.

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